Out of the Mouths of Babes

The kids have said several really funny things to me, without even intending to be funny. Some examples:

One of the kids said something about the 'baby beer' in the forest in the movie we were watching.

A kid said something about how he had Superman toothpaste. I asked him if it tasted like Superman, he said yes.

One of the kids told me that he was getting a new pair of sunglasses, then he was going to be a really cool dude.

Once I was asked by a kid where kangaroos live.

When I tell a story, they will tell a story afterwards that is almost identical to the one I just told.

While they were not impressed that I could identify the movement and opus of a Mozart sonata, they were very impressed that I could balance a toy cup on my head.

One kid was wearing a baseball shirt, so I asked him about his baseball team. When I asked if he was the best player on the team, he said yes. He also agreed that he was the most modest. It turns out that he doesn't even play baseball.

When I mentioned that "Mister David" and I would be going on a plane to London in December, they all wanted to come. They then wanted to know why they couldn't come on the plane with us.